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    http://www.wikihow.com/Condition-Your-Hair-With-Beer-and-Chamomile WTF? i dunno bout anyone else but my belly would apreciate beer more then my hair... but it made me think of 'Flanny and that lucious lions mane.

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    "My favorite beer, is the beer that's in front of me." William E. Whitmore
    In My Head: something with corn.
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    Primary: Dfault Wheat
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    LOL
    access-list 101 permit beer any c.r.a.f.t p.i.n.t eq drunk


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    Gotta love the mane! Interesting, i think I'll give this a shot. My hair is so thick that if I don't condition it every two days I get dreads.
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    just dont forget the chamomile, dont want to smell like a drunk... but then again i bet ur IIPA would probably smell alot better then a BMC shampoo...
    "My favorite beer, is the beer that's in front of me." William E. Whitmore
    In My Head: something with corn.
    On Deck: ??
    Primary: Dfault Wheat
    Secondary: 9909
    Bottles: Snowfall Abbey Ale
    Keg: Blonde

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    PASS A KIDNEY STONE
    As you've undoubtedly noticed, beer is a diuretic. It helps flush the kidneys and bladder. This can be beneficial if you're suffering from a bladder infection or kidney stone. "You can drink water or cranberry juice," explains Dr. Alexander, "but beer also works. It helps dilate the ureters [the tubes connecting the kidneys and bladder], which may help you pass a stone quicker and easier. Plus, the alcohol will take the edge off the pain." But don't drink beer if you're taking antibiotics or narcotic pain medications. You'll render the drugs useless and make yourself sick.

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    This one could come in handy:

    FIND DUE NORTH
    Okay, here's the scenario. A bit far-fetched, we admit, but look who's going to be our next president. Let's say you're hopelessly lost in the wilderness, and all you have is a can of beer, a sewing needle, a small bowl, and a pair of extra-large silk panties. (Because this is a matter of life and death, the camp counselor should give hers up.) First, open the beer, pour some into the bowl, and let it go flat. (Better drink the rest; this may not work.) Next, magnetize the needle by stroking it repeatedly in one direction with the panties. This will generate a charge of static electricity. Then float the needle in the beer. When it stops, it'll be pointing in a north-south direction. Now get outta there!

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    can we make a clone for the bath beer?
    "My favorite beer, is the beer that's in front of me." William E. Whitmore
    In My Head: something with corn.
    On Deck: ??
    Primary: Dfault Wheat
    Secondary: 9909
    Bottles: Snowfall Abbey Ale
    Keg: Blonde

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    can we make a clone for the bath beer?
    "My favorite beer, is the beer that's in front of me." William E. Whitmore
    In My Head: something with corn.
    On Deck: ??
    Primary: Dfault Wheat
    Secondary: 9909
    Bottles: Snowfall Abbey Ale
    Keg: Blonde

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