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    Default If you use strictly liquid yeast

    you'll grow bulging biceps, beards overnight, bigger balls and you can kick Chuck Norris's ass.

    All women will want to bear your offspring, your friends will start turning gay and you will always be right whether you know what your talking about or not.

    Oh, and your beer will be better.

    I know this is true. I use strictly liquid yeast.
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    They can all bite into a nice puss-filled bag of AIDS-infected, sun-dried bag of gay 1980's dicks.

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    Default Re: If you use strictly liquid yeast

    i have recently converted myself....or i guess more appropriately discovered this! no increase in womens tho...

    always use a starter?

    i have gotten into the habbit...
    next up: i'm thinking a nice brown, any suggestions???
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    Default Re: If you use strictly liquid yeast

    Always use a starter with liquid. Unless your in a pinch of course. Always aerate the hell out of your wort as well.
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    Default Re: If you use strictly liquid yeast

    may be a little OT, but the guys over at basicbrewing.com just put up a video podcast on "yeast CPR" that may be worth checking out if you haven't already...
    next up: i'm thinking a nice brown, any suggestions???
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    secondary: "2 Thumbs Up Amber, Ale"
    bottle conditioning: Purse Oatmeal Porter
    enjoying now: Time Bomb IPA (4 left), E'r Day APA

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    I have such a hard time listening to podcasts and my windows is so screwed up it's real hard to watch videos on it. /sigh I have to shut down windows and boot ubuntu to really enjoy online videos now. Dam you microsoft!
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    it's not a bad videocast series, do you have an ipod? just download the podcast in itunes and put it on your ipod. i don't know if it's really worth all that trouble tho...
    next up: i'm thinking a nice brown, any suggestions???
    primary:
    secondary: "2 Thumbs Up Amber, Ale"
    bottle conditioning: Purse Oatmeal Porter
    enjoying now: Time Bomb IPA (4 left), E'r Day APA

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    Default Re: If you use strictly liquid yeast

    Liquid Yeat Urban Legend: All your beers will taste the same unless you use it..... BS. I only use liquid for Kolsch and Lagers.
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    But can you kick Norris's ass? I think not.
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    Default Re: If you use strictly liquid yeast

    That is what the Kar 98k is for!
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    Default Re: If you use strictly liquid yeast

    lmao .. liquid yeast users don't need guns!
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