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    I saw this at reddit and I was avoiding it because I didn't want to see bloody seals. I finally clicked thru to see the massacre and I was faced with this:

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    They can all bite into a nice puss-filled bag of AIDS-infected, sun-dried bag of gay 1980's dicks.

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    Agh! God, that's just awful...what is that thing his head!? A little warning next time, Flan. Frankly, I'd rather see seals getting clubbed than see that nasty bastard's face. Here's some eye bleach for everyone: jessica simpson with her schlong hangin low:

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    Looks more like Marissa Miller with her schlong hanging low.
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    That's some nice length for being flaccid
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    I knew it had to be Seal the singer or a gif of a bunch of seals, dancing at the club. I think the latter would have been funnier but this is still good. I have dealt with Hiedi and Seal. Hiedi Klum is nice as hell, Seal is a little odd.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evan! View Post
    Agh! God, that's just awful...what is that thing his head!? A little warning next time, Flan. Frankly, I'd rather see seals getting clubbed than see that nasty bastard's face. Here's some eye bleach for everyone: jessica simpson with her schlong hangin low:

    So how do you think Tony Romo takes it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Short Drive View Post
    So how do you think Tony Romo takes it?
    I think s/he bends him over the back of the couch and tears it up with no lube, then gives him the Dirty Sanchez/Pearl Necklace combo.

    Then T.O. licks it all off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ó Flannagáin View Post
    I saw this at reddit and I was avoiding it because I didn't want to see bloody seals. I finally clicked thru to see the massacre and I was faced with this:


    He must have some really good weed or a foot of dick!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evan! View Post
    I think s/he bends him over the back of the couch and tears it up with no lube, then gives him the Dirty Sanchez/Pearl Necklace combo.

    Then T.O. licks it all off.
    A Redskin fan would see it that way
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