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  1. 02-02-2012, 03:35 AM #1
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    Default Assrape Jerky Review

    Alright you assholes, here is the video. I got called in for OT at work the past couple days, so I just cut out a couple minutes of me silently chewing and sweating/crying to make it about 7 minutes. The shitting was worse than the eating, for sure.

    Edit: Odaniel, feel free to let me know when you want that piece. It's enough to feel the burn, believe me.

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  3. 02-02-2012, 03:55 AM #2
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    You all are a bunch of fucking masochists.

    That being said I look forward to the next victim, this is cheap entertainment.

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    Damn dude.... Took it like a man! NTTAWWT

    Im tempted to try it now
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    Glad I could entertain you with my pain.
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    And for the record, I do usually have a large red beard. I am not a screen name poser. I had my beard for 2 years and just shaved it the day before I filmed this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedBeard View Post
    And for the record, I do usually have a large red beard. I am not a screen name poser. I had my beard for 2 years and just shaved it the day before I filmed this.
    Thats the story I would stick with too.
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    Click image for larger version.  Name: IMG_0906.jpg  Views: 52  Size: 94.7 KB  ID: 4204 While not large here, it is proof of an actual beard. This was not long before I shaved it all off.
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    Haha nice. Yea i'll take it. Should I eat a habanero with it so it's fair?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milf Man View Post
    That being said I look forward to the next victim, this is cheap entertainment.
    I can't believe I've spent all this money on a 60" 1080p Samsung, HD programming, Roku, media PC, hundreds of DVDs and BluRay disks and a professionally tuned 5.1 audio setup...and I'm sitting here watching a guy eat a piece of jerky on my laptop.

    Congrats RedBeard, nice job. Clearly it was brutally hot, but you managed to get through it without fits & seizures...unlike our forum host.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedBeard View Post
    And for the record, I do usually have a large red beard. I am not a screen name poser.
    So long as we're in full disclosure mode...I'm not really blind.
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