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Old 07-02-2009, 04:48 AM   #1
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Ok, so I'm drunk. After three commercials in the last hour I damn near threw my empty bottle at the TV.

Who would you punch? I think Fred Durst would top my list.
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Old 07-02-2009, 05:00 AM   #2
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....I think Fred Durst would top my list.
You got that fucking right! First and fore most punch Fred Durst in the fucking face, then next up would be Eddie Veder, then I would start with one of my state senators, cause she voted "yes" for the newest state budget.
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Old 07-02-2009, 02:35 PM   #3
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I would say Vince from Sham Wow....but I hear he can fight back
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Old 07-02-2009, 03:04 PM   #4
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I dunno, I think she's kinda hot
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Hot or not, she needs a good beat-down for being such an annoying twat. Her facial expressions are enough to make me want to claw my eyes out.
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I would like to smash Cheney's face in. That would be satisfying.

The Enzyte guy would be next.

After that, Kate (that horrible cunt with 8 bastard kids).
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You got that fucking right! First and fore most punch Fred Durst in the fucking face, then next up would be Eddie Veder, then I would start with one of my state senators, cause she voted "yes" for the newest state budget.

Durst and Veder? Wouldn't you have to go back in time ten years to when they were even relevant to make it matter??

I say Tom Cruise the next time he goes on TV and claims to be an "expert" on drugs and/or psychiatry...
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Jenny McCarthy. Definitely.
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XX: Moss Hollow Springs Sparkling Water. 99/72: Oude BerLambicWeisse. 100: Maple Porter. 112: Cider 2009 #1. 104: Feat of Strength Helles Bock. 109: 10.10.10 Olde Ale. 114: Short Bus Special Bitter. 108: The Douchinator Doppelbock. 113: Gay Apron Porter. 116: Spiced BPA.


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