Never take a dump in your beer.

[Ó Flannagáin]

Wanted to prove this myth wrong so I did exactly that. Took a nice loafer in a wheat ale and complimented it quite well. Myth busted!

[DonkeyShoes]

Yeah, but what'd ya eat before? That can have a lot to do with the subtle nuances of dry-shitting.

[Ó Flannagáin]

Yeah, but what'd ya eat before? That can have a lot to do with the subtle nuances of dry-shitting.

Good call, and I find drinking a lot of beer and eating a lot of cheese the night before dry shitting can help get the turd to appropriate firmness with subtle flavors of funk, breadyness, tar and bile. All that plus the aroma is fantastic.

[DonkeyShoes]

Good call, and I find drinking a lot of beer and eating a lot of cheese the night before dry shitting can help get the turd to appropriate firmness with subtle flavors of funk, breadyness, tar and bile. All that plus the aroma is fantastic.

I bet there's always some chicken wing in there too.

[adrock]

Isn't this the style Cheese sent to Sanders?

[Ó Flannagáin]

I bet there's always some chicken wing in there too.

Now you're getting into the complex nature of dry shitting, you never know exactly what wild ingredients are still boiling in your digestive system as you prepare the dump. So, small, un-replicable traces of flavor and aromatics will reveal themselves upon ingestion.

[DonkeyShoes]

Now you're getting into the complex nature of dry shitting, you never know exactly what wild ingredients are still boiling in your digestive system as you prepare the dump. So, small, un-replicable traces of flavor and aromatics will reveal themselves upon ingestion.

Right, kind of like the terroir discussion with wine. Very complex and interesting stuff. A mix of artistry and science.

[DonkeyShoes]

Isn't this the style Cheese sent to Sanders?

I think so. They were also carb-tabbed with suppositories.

[Ó Flannagáin]

Right, kind of like the terroir discussion with wine. Very complex and interesting stuff. A mix of artistry and science.

.... and nature, which is what makes it so beautiful.

[ohiobrewtus]

I prefer a nice foreign extra poop stout.

[Ó Flannagáin]

I prefer a nice foreign extra poop stout.

Hmm, do you out-source to family or friends or do you know of some retailer? I find retail turds to be inconsistent and honestly, I think they are using animal shit and labeling it human.

[Common]

I prefer a nice foreign extra poop stout.

You found my secret!

[DonkeyShoes]

Hmm, do you out-source to family or friends or do you know of some retailer? I find retail turds to be inconsistent and honestly, I think they are using animal shit and labeling it human.

Definitely want to use people shit. Animals eat and drink nasty stuff...

[ohiobrewtus]

Hmm, do you out-source to family or friends or do you know of some retailer? I find retail turds to be inconsistent and honestly, I think they are using animal shit and labeling it human.

I prefer foreign extra poop from my Nigerian banker friends.

[flyangler18]

My thoughts on this subject are best expressed visually:

http://flywithbats.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/what_the_fuck.jpg

[Ó Flannagáin]

My thoughts on this subject are best expressed visually:

http://flywithbats.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/what_the_fuck.jpg

Now you're thinking, a green eggs & ham shit would probably go reallllly well with a bitter IPA. Dry hopped and dry shitted at the same time preferably.

[DonkeyShoes]

My thoughts on this subject are best expressed visually:

http://flywithbats.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/what_the_fuck.jpg

Just tryin' to help the n00bs is all. Don't want anyone getting misguided with some bad info.

[ohiobrewtus]

Now you're thinking, a green eggs & ham shit would probably go reallllly well with a bitter IPA. Dry hopped and dry shitted at the same time preferably.

Don't forget to dry schlong it.

[Ó Flannagáin]

Don't forget to dry schlong it.

I think that would take it past IPA level and push it to an imperial or double IPA.

[ohiobrewtus]

Only if you toss in some fromunda.

[DonkeyShoes]

Don't forget to dry schlong it.

Careful about doing both at the same time... (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191)

[junglejim2612]

Careful about doing both at the same time... (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191)
That's fucked up...BAHAHAHAH Funny as hell...

[blacklab]

Pee bottles!?!?!?!

[wolf08gang]

I find that dumping in my beer yields a corny flavor that I just don't care for.

[gplutt]

I've got some dried out dumps from the dog yard, are they to old to use? I heard that they might be good for lambics.

[Ó Flannagáin]

I just don't agree with using animal turds for dry-shitting

[gplutt]

But its a Belgian style, anything goes, right? Sugars, un-malted wheat, etc. Who's to say I have to brew to style and only limit myself to human feces?

[Ó Flannagáin]

But its a Belgian style, anything goes, right? Sugars, un-malted wheat, etc. Who's to say I have to brew to style and only limit myself to human feces?

just sayin...

[heinz57]

This shit is gross.

[Steve Urquell]

I've heard SA uses cow dung for dry shitting Noble Pils. May account for the grassy flavor.

[Diver Down]

Come on Guy's this post is a bunch of Bull Shit!!!http://www.marlerblog.com/uploads/image/cow_shit.jpg

[Ó Flannagáin]

I've heard SA uses cow dung for dry shitting Noble Pils. May account for the grassy flavor.

Lol

[mordantly]

and you ate your own feces? no you didn't! you'da got e.coli. i'm also callin bull-shit!

[Sacc]

Finally, I feel vindicated.

It's like Mythbusters. But minus the Kari and plus the gross.

[ohiobrewtus]

Finally, I feel vindicated.

It's like Mythbusters. But minus the Kari and plus the gross.

We're all about helping people around here. :D

[junglejim2612]

Come on Guy's this post is a bunch of Bull Shit!!!http://www.marlerblog.com/uploads/image/cow_shit.jpg
Hey, that looks like a Maryland State Trooper!!!

[Lamppa]

Is this tread REALLY occuring?
Did I dream that horrible list of descriptive repulse? Is this really happening?

[Metabolic]

I always dry-shit the day after all-you-can-eat chinese buffet.

[Steve Urquell]

I always dry-shit the day after all-you-can-eat chinese buffet.

Tsing Tao clone?

[Evan!]

I'm with Lamppa. This thread is a plague.

[DonkeyShoes]

I'm with Lamppa. This thread is a plague.

Your mom's a plague.

[PseudoChef]

I just took what could have been a top 5 poop in my life. Think I lost 5 pounds. Swirled all the way around the bowl. Only needed two wipes. Kinda like an out of body experience almost - would have made an awesome dump in a beer.

[BrewMeister Jeff]

I just took what could have been a top 5 poop in my life. Think I lost 5 pounds. Swirled all the way around the bowl. Only needed two wipes. Kinda like an out of body experience almost - would have made an awesome dump in a beer.
Somehow I thought this was going to be related to the other thread about waiting for 6 weeks for beer to carb and leaving it at 70 degrees so the Beer gods can bless it.

[Ó Flannagáin]

I just took what could have been a top 5 poop in my life. Think I lost 5 pounds. Swirled all the way around the bowl. Only needed two wipes. Kinda like an out of body experience almost - would have made an awesome dump in a beer.

sucks toilet water is so gross or you coulda scooper er out and used it still

[PseudoChef]

Needed to let someone know and colleagues weren't going to cut it.

[eschwaa31]

sucks toilet water is so gross or you coulda scooper er out and used it still

Can't dry poop with wet poop

[blacklab]

I find that the post-blumpkin dry poop really increases teh complexity of the final product.

[Hugh_Jass]

It's best to dry turd a cream ale after eating a meal served with corn.

[Evan!]

It's hilarious that two of the active threads today are one about pooping in your beer, and one about how superior we are to HBT.

[BrewMeister Jeff]

It's hilarious that two of the active threads today are one about pooping in your beer, and one about how superior we are to HBT.

But that is what makes us superior.

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[Col. Dustjacket]

Good this thread got resurrected, because dry pooping needs to meet the TPM® method.
I think it will result in more of "That Poopy Mouthfeel." Just sayin.

[Steve Urquell]

I'm gonna take one of my MRSA infected patient's dumps and dry-shit a beer to send to Revtard. Test out his "Nothing pathenogenic can live in beer" regurgitation.

[Lerxst]

Needed to let someone know and colleagues weren't going to cut it.

I applaud you on your effort to find an existing poop thread when you deiced it was time to talk about your epic deuce. If that's not a lesson to all noobs...search and ye shall find.

[Steve Urquell]

Got a good laugh out of this string of comments at Reddit regarding a filtration unit.


For beer? It is going to oxygenate your shit, do not use it.




I usually prefer to just put my shit in water and then send it down the sewer - I have never considered oxygenating it




It is a considerable detriment to the bouquet and mouthfeel of your shit. Do not use. Sanitize everything that comes in contact with your shit with starsan and carbonate it. Take measurements regularly. With proper care, you can enjoy a glass of your shit every day for a very low cost, compared to mass produced shit that you might buy at your local grocer. Plus, there is the pride you can take in knowing you made it, and the joy of sharing your shit with your family and friends. Keep in mind though, current federal and state laws may limit how much shit you can produce and with whom you can share it. You cannot sell your shit, and be wary of transporting it across state lines.
Good luck with your foray into homeshitting!




You captured the attitude perfectly! I feel so welcome in the homeshitting community thanks to you.