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herbertwest
01-07-2009, 08:07 PM
Made my second second batch of apfelwein today. I ended up having to stick my whole arm in it. I was fiitting the air lock onto my ale pale when all of the sudden the damn rubber grommet pushed through into the must.

I sanitized my arm pretty well before i went fishing for it. Hopefully my arm wasnt contaminated. Anyone else ever stick their arm into their wort/must?
Ó Flannagáin
01-07-2009, 08:10 PM
hahahahahahahah..... never my whole arm. I wouldn't worry too much bout it, just watch it :) and keep us updated. Hey, I'm probably brewing this weekend, dude.
MrMarbleHead
01-07-2009, 08:11 PM
I haven't had the pleasure of fisting my wort/must yet, but i have had to reach into a mash one time, that sucked REAL bad! :o
Barley-Davidson
01-07-2009, 08:13 PM
I actually had to stick my (sanitized) hand into my cooled wort last brew; my pickup tube was clogged.
Looking back I should've used stainless tongs, but didn't think of it at the time.
BlindLemonLars
01-07-2009, 08:21 PM
I had to do that with a bottling-bucket full of stout...as I was attaching my bottling wand and tube, the spigot came loose! No choice....I held the spigot in place with my left hand, rinsed my right arm in hot tap water (the sink was right there, best I could do!) and plunged it in to tighten up the nut. Later I saw the spigot threads were stripped, so it went in the trash.

The stout survived. It had a pretty high ABV, perhaps that helped.
Evan!
01-07-2009, 08:28 PM
I've seen videos of it, but it's usually some chick and not apfelwein.
Ronthered
01-07-2009, 10:16 PM
I've seen videos of it, but it's usually some chick and not apfelwein.

yes, these are also the fistings I am used to
herbertwest
01-07-2009, 10:45 PM
I was elbow deep!
blacklab
01-07-2009, 10:50 PM
Two apples one cup?
BlindLemonLars
01-07-2009, 10:54 PM
yes, these are also the fistings I am used to

Doesn't it hurt? Hope she's got small hands. :D
MrMarbleHead
01-08-2009, 04:54 AM
Doesn't it hurt? Hope she's got small hands. :D

More like....hope HE has small hands :o
Peteoz77
01-08-2009, 06:33 AM
OK, as long as we are on the subject. DO enough digging and you will find it.

ROCKBITCH (http://www.rockbitch.tv/home.html) <------MOD EDIT. THIS LINK IS VERY VERY NSFW

These "girls" used to do an amazing stage show which included LIVE SEX ACTS.

One song in particular "FISTF*CK" includes just that. They have a hot female sex slave that performs all sorts of lesbian acts on them as they "Sing", and then the lead singer sort of.. well, you are big boys.. you can find it...
Peteoz77
01-08-2009, 06:38 AM
Ahhm hell with it.. I'll post a link in the NSFW area.
Ronthered
01-08-2009, 04:00 PM
Yeah you have to use small handed people. Don't knock it until you've done it Lars< that is if you haven't.
BlindLemonLars
01-08-2009, 04:44 PM
Don't knock it until you've done it Lars< that is if you haven't.

I think not...I hear you knockin' but you can't come in!
Barley-Davidson
01-08-2009, 05:40 PM
I hear you knockin' but you can't come in!

...come back tomorrow night and try again.

Maybe not the best lyric to quote given the context. Unless you want to leave your options open...
BlindLemonLars
01-08-2009, 05:58 PM
Maybe not the best lyric to quote given the context. Unless you want to leave your options open...

I think the activity being discussed would leave more than your options open! :o
vtchuck
01-12-2009, 03:23 PM
Hopefully my arm wasnt contaminated. Anyone else ever stick their arm into their wort/must?

Yep..... One of my early extract brews..... Same deal, lost the grommet. Named it Long Arm Ale. It came out fine.

And then there was Tsunami Porter.....
Barley-Davidson
01-12-2009, 03:27 PM
The grommet went into the wort on my very first batch. I was able to fish it out with a spoon, but what a buzzkill.
dzlater
01-12-2009, 10:30 PM
My starter kit didn't come with a grommet.
Just a stopper and air lock.
Until I started reading HB forums Didn't know such a thing existed.
Never used one.
Peteoz77
01-16-2009, 07:54 AM
OK, as long as we are on the subject. DO enough digging and you will find it.

ROCKBITCH (http://www.rockbitch.tv/home.html) <------MOD EDIT. THIS LINK IS VERY VERY NSFW

These "girls" used to do an amazing stage show which included LIVE SEX ACTS.

One song in particular "FISTF*CK" includes just that. They have a hot female sex slave that performs all sorts of lesbian acts on them as they "Sing", and then the lead singer sort of.. well, you are big boys.. you can find it...

Bullshirt!

That link is safe for work! Now.. where they go from there, is up to them. :k2: