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xjiefx
09-26-2008, 01:46 AM
OMG...

Watched O'FLan's reviews and watched this after:

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He strikes once again... DUDE... he knows nothing about beer!!! :crack:

Watch a couple of his reviews if you want a laugh!

DrunkenSatyr
10-30-2008, 01:16 PM
what a maroon

landis
10-30-2008, 08:10 PM
Did he try and describe the clarity of the beer through the bottle that clearly just came out of the refrigerator?

Ó Flannagáin
10-30-2008, 08:10 PM
Did he try and describe the clarity of the beer through the bottle that clearly just came out of the refrigerator?

yes, yes he did

Tankard
10-30-2008, 09:02 PM
This guy is inspiring. I hope that my video reviews are this good someday.

I do like his shirt though. "Welcome to Warp Zone." Classic NES greatness FTW.

MrMarbleHead
10-31-2008, 01:45 PM
We do have to give this guy some credit, He is in a small part, responsible for the video reviews going on our site now. I believe it was a post of him that inspired the first video review.

He at least tries, but should try harder to explain the beers instead of just Uhhh....dude this is good....or dude this sucks....Buuuuurrrrp.

blacklab
10-31-2008, 05:51 PM
This guy is inspiring. I hope that my video reviews are this good someday.

I do like his shirt though. "Welcome to Warp Zone." Classic NES greatness FTW.

All your base are belong to us!

Guinness71
10-31-2008, 06:21 PM
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??.. Coors lite - Greatest beer known to man?..

Ó Flannagáin
10-31-2008, 06:27 PM
It's considered a pale ale?

Ó Flannagáin
10-31-2008, 06:28 PM
The barleys are a little stouter smelling than the hops are...

ok, I'll stop now

Guinness71
10-31-2008, 06:35 PM
I waited for him to say.. "Just kidding!".. but it never came.. its even better than Fat Tire...??

Ó Flannagáin
10-31-2008, 06:38 PM
And Anchor Steam... but not the "dark beer" Becks.

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WOP, I do give this guy credit for inspiring me to start video reviews... but's its similar to the inspiration TBH gave me for starting this forum ;)

MrMarbleHead
10-31-2008, 06:52 PM
And Anchor Steam... but not the "dark beer" Becks.

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WOP, I do give this guy credit for inspiring me to start video reviews... but's its similar to the inspiration TBH gave me for starting this forum ;)

I know, He's a tard when it comes to reviews, If only he would actually describe what he is tasting and smelling. But I guess that comes with time and educating your palate. That is why most people say everything tastes like chicken, they just don't know better.

I let my mom have a sample of one of my pales the other night, out of the secondary, and asked her what she thought, she said "uhh..no..i don't think it's good" I had to tell her, no mom, tell me what you smell and what you taste. She actually did a really good job of discribing it to a tee. but she still didn't like it.

Someone needs to invite him over to the site so he can learn how to properly review a beer, but make sure these threads are gone first ;)

Jekster
10-31-2008, 07:58 PM
... Ok. "smells like ... Beer... Unlike some other beers I've tried" WTF?! God that Coors review was awful. The only thing worse would actually be drinking a fucking Coors while watching the video.

Holy hell. I give the guy credit for trying but damn. The end of the video is horrid. He reminds me of someone in college that drinks to get smashed on the weekend and hasn't built up their pallet yet. He has a long way to go and a hell of a lot to learn about beer if he describes Becks as a "darker beer."

landis
10-31-2008, 08:25 PM
my beer soul hurts

Guinness71
10-31-2008, 08:38 PM
my beer soul hurts


:D nice..


I do give him credit for trying - and I feel bad for banging on him here..


But its still COORS LITE...


Flan, send him some stout!

mr x
10-31-2008, 09:17 PM
Someone needs to invite him over to the site so he can learn how to properly review a beer, but make sure these threads are gone first ;)Yes, those guns make me edgy.:rolleyes:

MrMarbleHead
11-01-2008, 02:34 AM
Yes, those guns make me edgy.:rolleyes:

I was thinking that, he was one guy that probably doesn't NEED all those weapons hanging on the walls. :o

Peteoz77
11-01-2008, 06:24 AM
It's amazing how many of those "Pale Ales" I thought were Lagers...


This guy is a fucktard! WTF is he thinking? If you don't know anything about a subject, don't speak about it ...especially online to many people. I like to drink wine, but I seriously know fuck all about it, other than what I like, so I would NEVER EVER EVER try to do a review of any wine.

+1 my beer sould hurts too.

BTW, is the dead guy any good?

Red Dawg
11-01-2008, 10:35 AM
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BTW, is the dead guy any good?

I didn't like it either, but it didn't make me gag like in the review. Now on the other hand silver bullet might. :o

Guinness71
11-02-2008, 04:38 AM
See I like Dead Guy - I'd never clone it as its everywhere.. everyone is different which is what makes the beer world great!..


Coors lite - yeah.. I'm with ya on that one..

Ronthered
11-02-2008, 03:14 PM
nothing to say about this really. Just can't muster the words

OhSoBitter
11-02-2008, 04:01 PM
I knew we were in for a ride when he was fascinated by the blue mountains on the label.