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DrunkenSatyr
09-19-2008, 01:43 PM
This morning on my way to drop off my 4 yr old at daycare......I was stopped in a left lane waiting for traffic so I could turn (WITH my turn signal on) and a SCHOOL BUS FULL OF KIDS is behind me and the fucking driver hits his horn and FLIPPS ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so pissed that I can not even describe it. I am sure it is bad driving karma catching up with me but DAMN...a SCHOOL BUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! So I have a call into the super but I don't have the bus number. If the bus had been empty I would have tried to make him hit me....
Ó Flannagáin
09-19-2008, 01:45 PM
Oh man... I'd have been so fucking pissed. If there's one thing that really pisses me off in this world it's other drivers.
DrunkenSatyr
09-19-2008, 01:46 PM
Drivers don't bother me...I can drive offensive enough to get them to hit me or leave the road.....but a BUS DRIVER with a bus FULL OF KIDS UNDER 8? Fuck off
MrMarbleHead
09-19-2008, 02:01 PM
That is fucked dude, bus drivers should have a little more couth than that.

Speaking of driving, I FUCKING hate my drive to work. 35-45 min each way on little ass state highways through the country, sounds nice right? Wrong! The assholes that have to ride your ass and speed past you on blind curves and then get pissed at you for not doing like 80 are really starting to piss me off. I had some bitch this morning behind me that was riding my ass, and everytime i looked back she had her head down looking at something on her seat. I brake checked her a couple of times and she was still riding too close, so i slowed down to like 35mph (speed limit is 55), and I did this in multiple passing zones, and she wouldn't fucking pass me, I just wanted to get her out from behind me. But the dumb bitch was too ignorant ot realize that i was slowing down to let her pass.

Now i work on a Military Base and I figured that she would back off once we went throught the Gate, NO, she kept on, so i did 35 from the gate to the building i work in (5 miles) I am sure i pissed a couple of other people of, but fuck 'em, they could have passed me. That broad is lucky she turned off to a different building than me. I was hoping that she worked in the same building so i could have gotten out and told her how to fucking drive.


/Rant
Evan!
09-19-2008, 02:20 PM
You know what would've been sweet? Just stop the car in front of him. Put it in park, get out, walk up to the bus door, knock, and when he lets you in, clock the bastard. Right in front of the kids. Then look at their stunned little faces and say "you see, kids? do you see what happens when you fuck. a stranger. in the ASS?!"
Ó Flannagáin
09-19-2008, 02:29 PM
You know what would've been sweet? Just stop the car in front of him. Put it in park, get out, walk up to the bus door, knock, and when he lets you in, clock the bastard. Right in front of the kids. Then look at their stunned little faces and say "you see, kids? do you see what happens when you fuck. a stranger. in the ASS?!"

Oh man, that put a great little picture in my head. I'd love to see that shit happen and if anyone could've pulled it off, Satyr could've.

:k2::k2:
PseudoChef
09-19-2008, 02:43 PM
I just like to smile at them. Pisses them off even more.
JustDave
09-19-2008, 02:48 PM
Old people who are completely clueless about the world around them ...

Little brats going 20 miles over the limit or riding my ass twss ....

People going 10 miles under the limit and swerving in and out of lanes (oh look, you're on your cell phone. Of course you are) ...

People who pull their cars out to make a left, while blocking two lanes of traffic going the other way ....

Every day brings a little more anger.
Ó Flannagáin
09-19-2008, 02:53 PM
(Mc) Luvin the avatar Dave
PseudoChef
09-19-2008, 02:55 PM
Little brats going 20 miles over the limit or riding my ass twss ....


Every day brings a little more anger.

I've been rear-ended by a 16 year old driving a BMW before. Had been driving for like 2 weeks, I think. Still had the "paper" license they give you before you go to court in VA to get the real one.

I think he mouthed off to the cop too, because when the cop came to get my info he was like, "I wasn't gonna give him a ticket because it's bad enough for him to go home with a wrecked car, but I think he deserves one now."

And of course it's not just the kid. It's his stupid parents. I get a call two days later from his mom insisting that I brake-checked him on purpose. No lady, I actually slowed down in the school zone. Your loin seed didn't. And no, I'm not going to pay your $800 insurance bill, but nice try being a douchette.
DrunkenSatyr
09-19-2008, 05:09 PM
You know what would've been sweet? Just stop the car in front of him. Put it in park, get out, walk up to the bus door, knock, and when he lets you in, clock the bastard. Right in front of the kids. Then look at their stunned little faces and say "you see, kids? do you see what happens when you fuck. a stranger. in the ASS?!"


Yeah I really wanted to but I can not do that in front of kids. And as for smiling PS, that is my move too. Smile at the world and watch them get pissed.