View Full Version : One of the best beer reviews...Ever.
TNBrews
06-06-2012, 07:20 PM
This is a classic from beginning to end.
http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2012/03/23/steel-brewing-company-steel-reserve-211-i-got-211-problems-and-this-beer-is-all-but-one/?year=2012&monthnum=03&day=23&like=1&_wpnonce=dde1b5ca0a&wpl_rand=e266cb05d1 (http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2012/03/23/steel-brewing-company-steel-reserve-211-i-got-211-problems-and-this-beer-is-all-but-one/?year=2012&monthnum=03&day=23&like=1&_wpnonce=dde1b5ca0a&wpl_rand=e266cb05d1)
Lamppa
06-06-2012, 08:28 PM
Thats cuz the beer is soooooo goooooood
Milf Man
06-06-2012, 10:46 PM
Oh yeah, The 211 is the 411 for the 911 in your mouth.
4404
Dig it?
TNBrews
06-07-2012, 12:01 AM
Some hightlights from said beer review:
http://dontdrinkbeer.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/1332397197344.jpg?w=570
"After 2-3 forties of this beer, you too will be alpha as fuck, for better or worse."
"The tin lingers and reminds me of a wheelbarrow left outside after a rainstorm and then, well shit, you have a wheelbarrow full of rain, no sense in letting it go to waste when there’s 211 to be made."
Rattfink
06-07-2012, 01:12 AM
Steel reserve was the last thing I remember before being taken home in cop car once in highschool. Suffice to say, its some seriously good shit.
blacklab
06-07-2012, 05:01 AM
I seem to recall Ice Cube repping Steel Reserve in ads back in the early 90's.
Stell reserve became avable here like 4 years ago, so I grab 3 16oz cans figureing shit, thats still less then a six pack. I have NEVER been so sick in my life and +1 on it tasteing like a rusty wheelbarrow full of rain water but I would add water that sat for a month with all sorts of insect life fornicating in it.
RedBeard
06-07-2012, 04:08 PM
Tags: Corn Juice, Regal hand jobs.
haha
kolonial72
06-09-2012, 06:27 PM
"Furthermore, this beer could use a shitload more high alpha acid hops to cover up the circus sex that is going on in my mouth."
Dontdrinkbeer
06-09-2012, 11:15 PM
Hey guys! I just joined this website and it seems like a valuable resource for all things homebrewing. I am currently home brewing a breakfast blueberry lambic innoculated with milled breakfast cereal and contact fermented in the Hollywood hills.
Thanks for the interest in the site, I post a new review every single day at 9 a.m.
If you guys like the flame reviews, you might enjoy this review of 1995 Sam Adams Triple Bock:
http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2012/06/08/sam-adams-1995-triple-bock-a-beer-that-is-older-than-your-girlfriend-sicko/
cheers!
Lamppa
06-09-2012, 11:16 PM
It must be tough to review a beer every single day.
RedBeard
06-09-2012, 11:24 PM
Hey guys! I just joined this website and it seems like a valuable resource for all things homebrewing. I am currently home brewing a breakfast blueberry lambic innoculated with milled breakfast cereal and contact fermented in the Hollywood hills.
Thanks for the interest in the site, I post a new review every single day at 9 a.m.
If you guys like the flame reviews, you might enjoy this review of 1995 Sam Adams Triple Bock:
http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2012/06/08/sam-adams-1995-triple-bock-a-beer-that-is-older-than-your-girlfriend-sicko/
cheers!
Love the reviews man. Bring your humor on over to the forums.
TNBrews
06-09-2012, 11:43 PM
Love the reviews man. Bring your humor on over to the forums.
The dude that writes those reviews is snarky as hell. They always provide a good laugh.
kolonial72
06-10-2012, 01:57 PM
Hey guys! I just joined this website and it seems like a valuable resource for all things homebrewing. I am currently home brewing a breakfast blueberry lambic innoculated with milled breakfast cereal and contact fermented in the Hollywood hills.
Thanks for the interest in the site, I post a new review every single day at 9 a.m.
If you guys like the flame reviews, you might enjoy this review of 1995 Sam Adams Triple Bock:
http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2012/06/08/sam-adams-1995-triple-bock-a-beer-that-is-older-than-your-girlfriend-sicko/
cheers!
Wow. Complete with reference to Owlbears. Wow.
MikeFlynn74
06-10-2012, 07:33 PM
wow... More Snark than a Dave Berry column
Dontdrinkbeer
06-11-2012, 11:41 PM
It must be tough to review a beer every single day.
Yeah, get's a bit daunting taking down beasts like Melange 3 and King Henry on my own, but, first world problems.
I will try to be more active on here, seems like a rad community!
Milf Man
06-11-2012, 11:57 PM
Yeah, get's a bit daunting taking down beasts like Melange 3 and King Henry on my own, but, first world problems.
I will try to be more active on here, seems like a rad community!
Well, we drink a lot.
We seem to have that in common.
Cheers,
MILF Man
MikeFlynn74
06-12-2012, 12:16 AM
I dont know... Sat night I had a 1/5 of tequila and 1/2 gallon of the mix. So Id say I was doing alright
Dontdrinkbeer
06-12-2012, 01:13 AM
yeah, i have some beasts to wrangle that I have been putting off, 64oz growler of Dark Horse Monster 29 that 20% barleywine is coming in this week.
Approximately 50 growlers filled and it was $50 a fill so I cant waste it, might need to call a friend over for that one.
MikeFlynn74
06-12-2012, 01:28 AM
where you from?
Im from the great white north... (not new hampshire)
Alaska
Dontdrinkbeer
06-12-2012, 07:07 PM
I am from Los Angeles but I do quite a bit of trading to fuel the site with rare beers from all over.
I love me some Midnight Sun though, awesome stuff. Here's my Barfly Review:
http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2012/06/10/midnight-sun-barfly-the-only-time-that-you-can-brag-about-having-flies/
MikeFlynn74
06-13-2012, 01:56 AM
Midnight sun is one of the top breweries in the country...
Problem is that lately they have been getting into some crazy shit...
My fav was their planet series brews. Mars, Saturn, Uranus. EPIC beers. But at 9$ a 22 I just cant do it anyomre
Dontdrinkbeer
06-16-2012, 01:46 AM
yeah i can understand that, the Bruery is the kings of expensive bottles, their stuff keeps going up and up, being a reserve society member costs many doll hairs.
Boomn4x4
06-16-2012, 02:11 AM
but, first world problems.
Don't worry about that. Madonna held up a "world peace" sign at last years super bowl... its all taken care of now.
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