Fuck You

[Dale]

So a freind took me our for drinks after work for m virthday. People i berely nrw kept buying mr beers, too many goddamn coworkers were the it was like being in a cinfrence room at work with my eer in my hand. I asked some chick i used to woek with to come bavk to my office to wAtch porn. Monday will be awkward

[salad 419]

is she hot??

[Ó Flannagáin]

Mr beers!

[PseudoChef]

More like FUCK YEAH.

[salad 419]

More like FUCK YEAH.

Exactly like FUCK YEAH

[blacklab]

Monday Awkward Porn FTW!

[wildwest450]

It's 10 o'clock,fucking lightweight.

[GamesterX]

More like FUCK YEAH. Right!! and dont you hate when you know you're to drunk to get it up and offering to watch porn is all you got!! thank god Im usually sober Monday-Thursday,not by choice, its just that im out of beer!!

[Common]

Well, what did she say?

[Dale]

Well, what did she say?

She said " I love you. I need to go find my husband."

Lightweight indeed. Those Mr. Beers hit me hard and fast. But in all fairness I posted at 11, not 10.

[kolonial72]

But in all fairness I posted at 11, not 10.

Fuckin' lightweight.

[Sweetchuck]

I was at a dinner thingy with a bunch of women that I worked with way back. When cell phones were just getting popular. We had a couple of beers and this chic who was a consultant (she was doing one of those teamwork things - I was a CFO at the time and the others there were administrators in some fashion or another, all women). Anyway, consultant chic had her cell phone on the table and it was on vibrate. It started vibrating on an incoming call - sounded like a cow mooing. I meant to ask her if her phone was on vibrate but what came out was "is that your vibrator?".