No More Ciyt Trades it allls for a Yaurd. Yard.

[Redweasel]

Just moved Monady from my hme of 13 yeasr. Ive lived ni doentonw KC for 13 yeras. No mas bridges ir pidgeno eggers. No mas Stumbkin a blokc from to teh bar. I gnoe haev a yard and a geerage. Too fukin quiert now ans I cannoy sleep fucking strasne shit. the brewry shal be in fuller effect than when it wsa prevoisly. Compuret fixed aslo so fuckin late niighters needs tro check themsels instop thr chatter box for lite niteg shit time or sthot time. Snowwy treed but eds up like this wopper marble giy i sed to know an bailes as soos sit gets tresting. Back porchs is where i"m doinf liver dmage. Two bigs ass oaks to bloc the fuking gaddamn mooon from steeling my purity. Fuckn moon shit angrey . punch this fucker in the fupa. Cherrs dicks Im gonna be aroiund a bit more ften. Bwhahaaha!:k2:mn an axe guy meself.

[DonkeyShoes]

You need to build a treehouse in one of those moon-blockin motherfuckers.

[vtchuck]

You need to build a treehouse in one of those moon-blockin motherfuckers.

Good idea. Might want to wait until you're sober until you tackle that project. Just saying.

Got a feeling things may not be too pretty at the Ol' RedWeasel homestead today. You'll appreciate the quiet today, methinks.

And congrats on the new home in the 'burbs.

[Redweasel]

Fucking told my dad I'd go to church with him this morning. Not the greatest idea ever. This is gonna suck.

[Lamppa]

Hahahaha you retard church is the worst when hung over.

[Redweasel]

Dammit. I just remember they sing at these things. I'm fucked.

[Evan!]

retard church is the worst.

Agreed.

[Lerxst]

retard church is the worst

praise be to corky

[snowymountainman]

Ohh Red! That's some funny shit! I knew chat was gonna be interesting when you logged on! I see that you picked up speed afterwards too!! Good luck with church today!!

[Evan!]

praise be to corky

DURRRRRRR be his name.

[Redweasel]

That was god awefull. Fucking people freaked me out. Of coarse my first time in a church in fifteen years and its communion day. I refused. The one good thing that came of is that it made my dad happy.

[Taz]

Fucking told my dad I'd go to church with him this morning. Not the greatest idea ever. This is gonna suck.

If it is the same church as I go to Red you are in good hands, mine is called the house of the golden schooner (15oz glass) where one breasts the the alter to be served the nectar of the gods by hand maidens very easy on the eye. This is a ritual performed on most Sundays where one passes through a euphoric plane commonly known as an alcoholic state. It is performed by oneself and friends to get emotionally prepared for the onslaught of the coming week.

[zoebisch01]

I'm sorry to hear that the back porch has liver damage.

[DonkeyShoes]

retard church is the worst

Sounds alright to me

[blacklab]

The nice part about having your own house is that you can throw a couch in the back yard to pass out on. There's no bridge, but at least it's a couch outside.