fuknm fucks leavin a man hangn

[Redweasel]

One bud trying haerd on a bigger boned chilla. No greeif from myself. Other freller seem to be tracteds to a traanny lookin dike. Leaves my engaged ass holdin luggage. As in wach my shit. What happens I get two fuckers hwo stuck out with skeezy tease tranps sittin in my living room floor talking aboot how hot these skanks could ev been. Lats man standin wins.

Fuc em. Got t a taddy cast stingo. I win. Budds lose. I have femomemal beers teh gts the bloo balls. Red wins. I see boobies.

[Steve Urquell]

Shoulda got between them trannys, Red. Nuttin like a late nite trans-sammich.

that wasn't balls in their thongs, it was pigeon eggs! For real.

[Orpheus]

Man, Red must have the worst headaches in the morning. I guess afternoon or evening, in these cases.

[blacklab]

femomemal beers

You gonna share the recipe for those, or just tease us?

[Ron]

I'm waiting on the translation.

[gplutt]

I'm waiting on the translation.

He went out with a couple buddies, one was hitting on a "big boned" woman, the other was hitting on some sort of transsexual. He was asked to watch their stuff 'cause he's getting married. Both of the guys struck out and ended on the floor of Reds house while he had a Samuel Smith Stingo and looked at boobies.
Red wins!

[Ron]

Ah thank you very much. Drunk post of the week material?