Favirite Made Up Words!

[Redweasel]

There are tons! Usually mine come in drunken insult wars. What are some of yours. Mine are Schmammered, tardwhistle, cootersniffer, whiskey-two-step, corksniffer (for you wine geeks) and jewsus. You don't have to have made them up yourself, as in douchenozzle, ass-twister, boogan and toddlerite, but I'm running out of original material and need help.

[Redweasel]

Ok, this is an awefull fucking thread. I'm drunk as hell. Although I stand behind schmammered and tardwhistle. Disregard. This thread will self destruct in 3...2...1...Courntey Love.

[christo]

Naw, let's run with it, schmammered or tardwhistled.

I'm a Battlestar Galactic geek, so "Frak" and "Feldercarb" on my list.

[Niedermier]

I like to combine unrelated words:

"That TSA is the world's biggest shit-twat"

[zoebisch01]

Meandrethals. I thought of that word on my own, only to discover the urban dictionary had an entry. I can't stand it when you are trying to get from point A to point B in a crowd and they just meander like mindless cavepeople. Drives me up a wall.

[mpietropaoli]

Awesomity. The noun form of 'awesome' and far superior to 'awesomeness'.

Also grotesquitude to describe most of my friends general state of being.

[Niedermier]

Awesomity. The noun form of 'awesome' and far superior to 'awesomeness'.

Also grotesquitude to describe most of my friends general state of being.

I'm afraid that 'awesome' and it's derivatives will become the 'douche' of the 2010's.

[Ó Flannagáin]

I like to combine unrelated words:

"That TSA is the world's biggest shit-twat"

Had a guy call me a "fuck-ass" once, I love that word now.

My mom called our penises "toaders" when we were really little, so I like using that word

[Steve Urquell]

Dinkus--toader
Haikus--hers
Cornwheeler--one who "pitches"
Rump rooster- one who "catches"

[Niedermier]

Had a guy call me a "fuck-ass" once, I love that word now.

My mom called our penises "toaders" when we were really little, so I like using that word

Fuckass is a HOFer in my book.

[blacklab]

'Crapstick'

[Ó Flannagáin]

McBurgleson, good name for someone you have called a turd-burgler repeatedly.

[mpietropaoli]

I'm afraid that 'awesome' and it's derivatives will become the 'douche' of the 2010's.

I agree that douche is overused, but disagree with (I think it was) Esquire, who wanted a moratorium of the word and its derivatives, as it had become overused, and its scope was far too broad. IOW, in the Aut years, 'douche____' began to describe assholes, toads, lugheads, oafs, dickfaces, even steaknecks and pissants.

Though its use has greatly over-reached its original bounds, I believe the word is still appropriate in many instances, and I DEFY YOU AND ALL to provide a better characterization of Ryan Seacrest.

[Evan!]

Assbag is a favorite. Cragdangler is another (thank you, Ladies Man!)

I saw an article from Australia today where this guy called the anti-vaccine idiots "a bunch of ratbags". Ratbags FTW!

[Evan!]

'Crapstick'

I prefer Fuckstick and its many variants.

[Steve Urquell]

Always liked "shitheel"

Has that classic feel to it

[ohiobrewtus]

Furrburger.

...and how can we forget keggle and keezer?

[Niedermier]

I DEFY YOU AND ALL to provide a better characterization of Ryan Seacrest.


Fag. I win.

[mpietropaoli]

Fag. I win.

negative. doucheblank can be used by the gay community. They would not dare call him a fagala.

[zoebisch01]

Cockmongrels is a fav of mine.

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

I like Coolumb. As in, "that efficiency spread sheet is coolumb." Science nerds will get it. Related: coolambic

I am also a huge fan of calling women who deserve it Titty McBooberson. Almost never comes up, but when delivered correctly it has the perfect balance of childness and crude funny.

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Cunt-face is a pretty straight-up one that can be used to great effect. Kind of a shock-and-awe made up derogatorater.

[Steve Urquell]

I like Coolumb. As in, "that efficiency spread sheet is coolumb." Science nerds will get it. Related: coolambic

I am also a huge fan of calling women who deserve it Titty McBooberson. Almost never comes up, but when delivered correctly it has the perfect balance of childness and crude funny.

Mel Gibson called the lady cop who arrested him for DWI: "Sugar Tits."

Gave me a LOL.

[Redweasel]

I've recently become a fan of the use of mollestache.

[Joos]

Donut puncher is always a good one. I also like cockjuggling thundercunt.

[botb78]

un-ass, as in, "Un-ass yourself from that chair and get me a beer."

[Ó Flannagáin]

thunked, context: I just thunked up a great way to do that!

[Evan!]

My new favorite word: favirite.

/douche

[Niedermier]

un-ass, as in, "Un-ass yourself from that chair and get me a beer."

'Un-Ass' is Drill Instructor through and through.

[davebl]

I've recently become a fan of the use of mollestache.
Is that like molesterstache (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=molesterstache)?

[DrunkTrucker]

My little brother had a friend that used to call people Ethiopian Cockwobblers. I love that name. I still use it to this day when someone pisses me off. I am still a traditionalist and call people a stupid fucking cunt when I am driving at work. Nothing like yelling at people behind glass.:D

[kolonial72]

Cuntbag and fucktard are among my favorites. Back in the Nav I used to use the word "jank" to describe pretty much any item/tool needed for a job, and any other MM knew what I was looking for.

[Evan!]

Cuntbag and fucktard are among my favorites. Back in the Nav I used to use the word "jank" to describe pretty much any item/tool needed for a job, and any other MM knew what I was looking for.

I use "gank" for taking something (aww, man, that fucker just ganked my parking spot!) and quietly say "yoink" when I take something.

[Redweasel]

I use "gank" for taking something (aww, man, that fucker just ganked my parking spot!) and quietly say "yoink" when I take something.

Ha! I do the same shit. I think that is a Simpsons reference.

[Redweasel]

Is that like molesterstache (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=molesterstache)?

You are correct sir.

[Redweasel]

My little brother had a friend that used to call people Ethiopian Cockwobblers. I love that name. I still use it to this day when someone pisses me off. I am still a traditionalist and call people a stupid fucking cunt when I am driving at work. Nothing like yelling at people behind glass.:D

Ethiopian Cockwobblers is now my new favorite!

[Redweasel]

My new favorite word: favirite.

/douche

Yeah, noticed that. I was pretty drunk. Thanks for pointing it out cockgobbler. :)

[Niedermier]

I use "gank" for taking something (aww, man, that fucker just ganked my parking spot!) and quietly say "yoink" when I take something.

Yoink is definitely one of my standards (along with anyone else who came of age in the 90's)

[ArizonaDB]

asshat
assclown (from Office Space I believe)
Sugarbritches
Jackhole
Jacktard
Jack____
Beer me ____ (example: Beer me that CD. Beer me that pencil. Beer me a beer. From Dwight from The Office)
Surgerize (I work in healthcare; example: That patient is getting surgerized tomorrow)
Jag
Jag-off

[davebl]

Beer me ____ (example: Beer me that CD. Beer me that pencil. Beer me a beer. From Andy from The Office)


FTFY

[dualsport650]

JAGLOAD, And DOUCHENUGGET !!

[mordantly]

turdburglar
gaysauce
burning-bag-O-butt-jelly
fagstick
weinis
vajeen
twatstain
woodsmith
cockbag
knobbobber
cumguzzler
cumcatcher
farmtrout
buttsteak

[Niedermier]

My new favorite compound swear word:

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